ok i dunno if we have plans for today cause you called me at 3am and you were tipsy and i don’t remember shit when i’m sleepy

so i think i should just get ready and see what happens.

lol. omg.


  • beautiful girl in class: *sneezes*
  • everyone in class: omg god bless you do you need a tissue would you like me to get one for you
  • me in class" *sneezes*
  • everyone in class:
  • everyone in class:
  • everyone in class:
  • some random chick: what kinda sneeze was that.
  • me: